Banned Cocktail Conversation

During social situations, I try to steer clear of extremely hot topics like politics and religion. Folks can get a bit passionate about those things and conversations may rapidly spiral out of control.

While hanging out with our suburban neighbors enjoying an adult beverage, the topic of breast feeding trickled in. In the span of 10 minutes, the milk got a bit heated.

Next thing I know, one of the moms grabbed her baby, popped her right tit out and started a feeding frenzy.

Who knew Breast Feeding was on the Banned Cocktail Conversation list?

Neighbors Dinner Chatter

40 Something
stiletto heals
Lace-up Leather Bustier
Leather mini-skirt
New boobies and a few shots of Botox
Gorging on a jumbo shrimp cocktail

Translation: 4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC

4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC: "Oh yeah baby!" [oh so very loudly]
Dinner Companion: "Go girl!"
4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC: "Slap my ass baby ... slap my ass"
Dinner Companion: "I would do in a heart beat!"
4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC: [leans over in her chair, her boobs about to pop out of the bustier] "Do it baby, come on, do it"

Traffic in the restaurant ground to a halt as everyone gawked at the train wreck.