Entries for Tony's New Dictionary

Frump-a-no-no [fruhm pah noh noh]

–adjective
A person regarded as dull, plain, or unfashionable and in desperate need of a Reality TV Show makeover: Jack has been looking so frump-a-no-no the last week.

Origin: 2009; Tony Dornacher


Frump-a-licious [frum pah lish-uhs]

–adjective
Looking frumpy, but still highly pleasing to the senses: I did a double take and realized he was frump-a-licious.

Origin: 2009; Tony Dornacher

Broken Heart

My heart is broken
How long will the aching last
Please tell me Doctor

Soft Economy

You know it is bad when ...

Larry Flynt (Hustler Magazine fame) recently asked Congress for a $5 Million bailout to help "stimulate" the sexual appetite of America.